Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants

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Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants

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09-19-2022, 08:04 PM

(09-19-2022, 07:58 PM)WingerDinger Wrote:
(09-19-2022, 07:49 PM)Jags Wrote: I’d say proximity to the woman herself makes a difference. They say a diamond is a girls best friend. Nope, it’s distance. I go through this about 10 times a day. You’re driving down the road and see a woman walking or jogging and you’re scoping her out. You finally get upon her and realize she’s a dog or she’s old or she has goofy loony knees. Seen it a thousand times.

One time, a guy tried a sniper shot on a chic. And it turned out to be a man. Just sayin’. Distance is a girls best friend.

Butterface.. everything good but her face

Good from far but far from good..

(09-19-2022, 07:40 PM)Sneakers Wrote: Chilling out on the hard liquor first may be the problem. There is a direct proportional relationship between consumption and a woman's appearance.

P.S. Proximity to closing time is an additional multiplier.

Oh no, it was definitely a problem lolol

When the lights go out… who care what she looks like.

I have a story about a butterface. We never did, but damn she tried her best pushing my hand in places it shouldn’t have been. I was married and mowed her lawn. We don’t mow it anymore. All I care about was the invoice was paid. Do kinda miss that client.

Messages In This Thread

Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by The Drifter - 09-18-2022, 09:27 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-18-2022, 09:44 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by The Real Marty - 09-18-2022, 10:49 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by jagibelieve - 09-21-2022, 03:55 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-18-2022, 11:03 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by RicoTx - 09-18-2022, 11:43 AM

Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by p_rushing - 09-18-2022, 08:46 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by homebiscuit - 09-18-2022, 09:23 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by HURRICANE!!! - 09-21-2022, 10:28 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by americus 2.0 - 09-19-2022, 05:09 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by NewJagsCity - 09-19-2022, 05:18 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 05:42 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Mikey - 09-20-2022, 09:31 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-20-2022, 09:49 AM

homebiscuit - by homebiscuit - 09-19-2022, 06:56 PM

RE: homebiscuit - by Jags - 09-19-2022, 07:04 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jags - 09-19-2022, 05:21 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by flsprtsgod - 09-19-2022, 05:44 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 05:45 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by flsprtsgod - 09-19-2022, 05:47 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 05:51 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by flsprtsgod - 09-19-2022, 06:02 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 06:08 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jags - 09-19-2022, 06:41 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 06:51 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Sneakers - 09-19-2022, 07:40 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jags - 09-19-2022, 07:49 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 07:58 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jags - 09-19-2022, 08:04 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by RicoTx - 09-20-2022, 10:09 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by jagibelieve - 09-20-2022, 03:32 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Sneakers - 09-20-2022, 05:14 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-20-2022, 05:41 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jagwired - 09-20-2022, 06:05 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-19-2022, 07:45 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by homebiscuit - 09-19-2022, 07:56 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jags - 09-20-2022, 06:16 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Jags - 09-20-2022, 07:34 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by WingerDinger - 09-21-2022, 01:32 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Sneakers - 09-21-2022, 05:42 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by Sneakers - 09-21-2022, 07:05 AM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by NewJagsCity - 09-21-2022, 04:11 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by mikesez - 09-21-2022, 09:15 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by MarleyJag - 09-26-2022, 04:08 PM

RE: Fake Meat Company Dropped by Restaurants - by KingIngram052787 - 09-29-2022, 02:41 PM

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