Since he who must not be named isn't in the NFL anymore... shouldn't his name be a banned word?


Kind of like Voldemort.  The similarities are there.  


Warning: Harry Potter Spoilers below

 

[spoiler]-Both have a huge following

-Said following are obsessed with them

-Said following will also fight anyone who doesn't think they're that great

-Voldemort can't kill Harry Potter, which he's famous for. Tebow can't throw a football, which he's famous for.

-Voldemort doesn't have a nose. Tebow doesn't have a nose for finding the receiver

-Voldemort kills people. Tebow kills teams chances of winning

-Voldemort did amazing at Hogwarts. Tebow did amazing at Florida

-Voldemort's biggest obstacle was an old man (Dumbledore) who tried to stop him; Tebow's biggest obstacle was an old man (Elway) who tried to stop him

-Voldemort faced a fate worse than death; Tebow faced a fate of being traded to the Jets.[/spoiler]

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