I love the "this is a non issue" crowd...

 

I can just see Dave Caldwell drinking his coffee and reading the newspaper. He flips to a page and sees a headline:

 

"Justin Blackmon Involved In Accident At 3:30 AM"

 

His brow furrows. He reads on:

 

"Alcohol and drugs are not thought to have been involved"

 

Meh! he says with a shoulder shrug. He flips to Dear Abby and sips his coffee.

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