Quote:I love the "this is a non issue" crowd...

 

I can just see Dave Caldwell drinking his coffee and reading the newspaper. He flips to a page and sees a headline:

 

"Justin Blackmon Involved In Accident At 3:30 AM"

 

His brow furrows. He reads on:

 

"Alcohol and drugs are not thought to have been involved"

 

Meh! he says with a shoulder shrug. He flips to Dear Abby and sips his coffee.

 

No, I'm sure his reaction was...


"Out at 3:30 in the morning?!  There's absolutely no hope for this kid!  I don't care if Drugs and alcohol were involved, there's no reason for kids to be out that late!  Someone get me Gus Bradley on the phone.  I want to make sure this team knows they will be in bed by midnight!  Also get me the Patriots, it's time to make a trade."

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