Quote:I assume you have a car.  I drive all the time.

 

I've never been in a situation where I blew out my tire and hit a guard rail.  But I guess pro athletes that have exceptional talent have pretty bad luck...  

 

Sorry, I just don't buy it.  Maybe I'm a curmudgeon on this one...  

 

I'm just done with this dude.  Plus, I still can't get over the Green Bay game.  He's not worth this headache.  He's just not worth it.  Get him traded

 

In high school I was in a car with a friend. We were driving down a two lane road when a dog ran into the road. He swerved to miss the dog, overcorrected and we ended up in a ditch. When the cops came, he had to take a sobriety test and they grilled him about there actually being a dog. It took probably over an hour but the cops let him go with no charges.

 

I told him next time, just hit the dog.

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