(06-27-2023, 04:00 PM)mikesez Wrote:

(06-27-2023, 03:31 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: I really can't do that anymore. I mean, I've got a strong stomach, but the stuff he was doing to you...that's the stuff of nightmares. I've never seen anyone put a spin on rubber pants, a high powered floor buffer, and zap it bug light the way he was doing that to you. Once he started throwing in the cat litter and chocolate pudding it was just too much for me. I'll have to pass from here on out.

I've always thought our one on one sessions were better too.  The problem is, Winger really wants you around for his sessions.  I don't understand why, but I think you'll agree that he needs therapy at least as much as you do, if not more.
And that wasn't pudding.  Winger's needs are unusual, even for me.  For you, yes, we will stick to more typical stuff.  Speaking of which, I found a new bridle that may fit your mouth better, but we'll need to go back to using hand signals instead of safe words.

 I see that the mask is causing you some confusion. I'm not the bridle guy, I'm afraid of horses; that session where called me Roy Rogers and made me use the apples, and the saddle, and call you Trigger was just too much there too. I swear, you two have deliciously ruined so many things for me; some, like that Dale Evans fringed coat with the tassels, will just never be the same.

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