Quote:Biff Bortles is the entire University of Florida draft this year according to the Gator-infested Times Union. In a down year, they have to find alternatives. All the Gator fans are behind Ol' Biff.


Big deal? We already know that.


Meanwhile, Florida State will place a lot of talented football players across the rest of the NFL.


Big deal? To be a talented NFL team it takes talented football players.

Precisely. It is not the cocoa plant that decides to make chocolate. It is the farmer who makes that decision.


A camera cannot photograph itself. And the shutter will never catch the flash bulb. No matter how badly the Gator honks at the Times Union want it- THAT PHOTOSHOOT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.


The times haven't changed; only the feeble minds attempting to perceive the moment.


Asking the right question isn't nearly as important as understanding the answers you never receive.


Magic only exists at the magic show. Once you leave - it's over. And the magician is back stage writing poetry to lovers he's never had. Who's the magician now?


Answer: not the Gators.


A gallon of water is no more or no less a gallon than a water. It's all in how it's presented. Gator fans don't seem to understand this simple and undeniable principle.

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