Quote:What on earth is Biff Bortles? Maybe it's lost in translation but nobody in this country uses the word "biff" (aside for a slang term for pot, which isn't very highly used at all) so I literally have no idea what you're talking about...

I presume it's a contorted reference to the arch nemesis of one fictional Marty McFly.


Also... Don't forget that one mustn't forget to pay the pied piper - because you can't kiss a gift horse in the mouth lest you open a can of worms that consume your sour grapes before the wine has reached it's time.


Plus any other horribly misconstrued argument you can think of to draft 11 offensive and defensive tackles - poorly supported by idiotically mixed metaphors and botched cliches. With a healthy dose of paranoia.


I think that covers it.

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