It's too cold to play these games.. They all need climate controlled domes..

Players need to be bubble wrapped up as well.

Better yet, why not just run these games on someone's computer using the new AI programs available?

That way, the players themselves can just sit on their couches and control their very own AI player from home?

I bet ole Ben here can still fling it 65 yards with the right game controller, cheeto fingers and all..

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