(02-19-2024, 05:47 PM)Mikey Wrote:

(02-19-2024, 10:32 AM)Caldrac Wrote: You jinxed us with that hat. You had a Matt Hasselbeck moment in overtime. "We want the ball and we're going to score". Never again, Wolfie, never again. Eat salmon or get liquored up like the rest of us on gamedays.

what if you drink liquor from the hat, does that offset the good and bad juju?

As long as you don't have lice or dandruff. Should be safe. 2024 is all about reversing the curse. Doug needs to mix it up. Instead of vanilla ice cream. He needs to be drinking bourbon and eating bourbon brownie batch ice cream instead. Get nice and loose out there on gamedays. Maybe he'll mellow out with a buzz while making decisions. 

"Coach! Coach!"
*hiccup* The [BLEEP] you need Press?
"It's 4th and 4 Doug, we're down by 2 at the 17 yard line in our opponent's territory"
Ho..*hiccup..how much time do we have in the game, Press?
"Enough time for you to [BLEEP] this game up, coach"
Al...alright..*hiccup...let's go double double cheeseburger, whopper, X ray, delta down, blue eagle, waffle house extra crispy
"You sure?"
"Yes, *hiccup... we've got time for me to overthink this later"

-DELAY OF GAME-

Lawrence - DAMN IT!
*hiccup...alright, field goal it is...

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