Ah, struck that good ol' conservative funny bone. "Why is the world changing around us," they lament. "Look at all these lefty politicians using corporate dollars to take our rights and steal our voice," they cry. "I wonder how they are getting so much power... why don't they respect my individualism!" Lol.

Idealistic gobbledygook.

You guys will die on your stupid right to take everything from another human being and are too "principled" to admit that political capital is the single most important tool we have to prevent corruption. That gets stolen from us by billionaires, whether they are well meaning or not.

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