"Vice president Kakula, how do you explain these headlines?"

"Explaiin the headlines you ask? Sure, headlines are words that are on the papers and things. They are usually done in a bigger print, they are almost always at the top too, most of the times the ink is black, like me,.. kakkle.kakkkle..kakkkkle. Sometimes people do not like what the headlines imply because they are stupid and stuff so they change them. See? that's all it is. I can't believe I have to explain these things to you. kakkle..kakkle. kakkle.

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