(08-28-2024, 06:16 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: Anyway, word out from the left is that it's not fair that Trump didn't die and they demand a Mulligan.

He's staging an abduction next.  The kidnappers will be Iranian, taking their orders over the phone from someone speaking in Mandarin, and they'll grab him on the golf course.  Probably on the back nine and he'll be 3 under par at the time.  It will be a course on the ocean, and they'll escape in a Russian sub to add a little Hunt for Red October vibe.  Trump will fight them off with a 4-iron, then rig a charge to blow up the sub as he escapes in a Zodiac and motors up the Potomac to the Lincoln Memorial.  Should be good for 15 points in the polls.

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