The Plan to fix things

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The Plan to fix things

Caldrac
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#64

09-24-2024, 03:31 PM

(09-24-2024, 03:29 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote:
(09-24-2024, 09:20 AM)Caldrac Wrote: He could give me $100,000 per year for the next five years and a $100,000 signing bonus and I will work like a dog 24/7 if I have to fix this roster via the draft with a decent scouting team.

I swear I can do it. Give me three monitors and a decent laptop. I just need a few websites and a few folks to keep me up to speed with our big board when selections are coming off the board.

I can do better than Baalke via the draft. At the minimum. Take that other $21.4M and use it towards a dedicated free agency purveyor and a guy that can connect with folks.

I'll handle the rest.

We can also give you 2 pagers, compliments of our allies in Israel, if you'd like.

Not needed. You can send those 2 pagers to the head offices of the Houston tinhorns and Tennessee tacks though. I also wouldn't mind Gal Gadot as my secretary. Is she available?

"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

Messages In This Thread

The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-23-2024, 10:17 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by MyBloodIsTeal - 09-23-2024, 10:22 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Thewitnessofsolinvictus - 09-23-2024, 10:24 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-23-2024, 10:27 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by StrayaJag - 09-23-2024, 10:29 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jagsman - 09-23-2024, 10:29 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Charlie Sheen - 09-23-2024, 10:30 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-23-2024, 10:33 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jag88 - 09-23-2024, 10:38 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by nhiverson - 09-23-2024, 10:38 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-23-2024, 10:43 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by TDOSS - 09-23-2024, 10:49 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by JagCard - 09-24-2024, 10:17 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Cleatwood - 09-23-2024, 10:29 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-24-2024, 12:20 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by The_Franchise_QB - 09-23-2024, 11:26 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jagulars - 09-23-2024, 11:36 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jag88 - 09-23-2024, 11:58 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by StroudCrowd1 - 09-23-2024, 11:39 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by cland - 09-23-2024, 11:51 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by JaguarJosh2 - 09-23-2024, 11:52 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by rpr52121 - 09-24-2024, 12:03 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by iHaunting Raven - 09-24-2024, 12:15 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Lucky2Last - 09-24-2024, 12:28 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-24-2024, 12:34 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by rpr52121 - 09-24-2024, 01:34 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by MikePete54 - 09-24-2024, 07:23 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by The Real Marty - 09-24-2024, 06:58 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by g1ml3t - 09-24-2024, 07:02 AM

The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 07:03 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flgatorsandjags - 09-24-2024, 07:12 AM

The Plan to fix things - by I am Yoda - 09-24-2024, 07:26 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by StroudCrowd1 - 09-24-2024, 07:26 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by mikesez - 09-24-2024, 07:30 AM

The Plan to fix things - by I am Yoda - 09-24-2024, 07:31 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by PV=nRT - 09-24-2024, 07:45 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Mikey - 09-24-2024, 10:13 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by snowwolf776 - 09-24-2024, 07:53 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by StroudCrowd1 - 09-24-2024, 07:56 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flsprtsgod - 09-24-2024, 07:58 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 08:02 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flsprtsgod - 09-24-2024, 08:03 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 08:16 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by homebiscuit - 09-24-2024, 08:43 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 08:47 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by mikesez - 09-24-2024, 08:52 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-24-2024, 05:48 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by snowwolf776 - 09-24-2024, 08:31 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flsprtsgod - 09-24-2024, 08:35 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 07:58 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by homebiscuit - 09-24-2024, 08:08 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by MoJagFan - 09-24-2024, 08:51 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flgatorsandjags - 09-24-2024, 09:10 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Rockman1966 - 09-24-2024, 08:57 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by HURRICANE!!! - 09-24-2024, 09:18 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 09:20 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flgatorsandjags - 09-24-2024, 09:39 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by jaglou53 - 09-24-2024, 01:29 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by cland - 09-24-2024, 02:26 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by jaglou53 - 09-24-2024, 03:25 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by enigma - 09-24-2024, 03:31 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by HURRICANE!!! - 09-24-2024, 03:29 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 03:31 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flsprtsgod - 09-24-2024, 04:38 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by rpr52121 - 09-24-2024, 07:16 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Newton - 09-24-2024, 10:27 AM

The Plan to fix things - by I am Yoda - 09-24-2024, 10:43 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by WingerDinger - 09-24-2024, 10:44 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by NYC4jags - 09-24-2024, 06:03 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Mikey - 09-25-2024, 08:04 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by flsprtsgod - 09-25-2024, 08:18 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by homebiscuit - 09-24-2024, 06:58 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by captivating - 09-24-2024, 07:19 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-25-2024, 05:59 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Caldrac - 09-24-2024, 07:27 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jagulars - 09-25-2024, 01:10 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by jaglou53 - 09-25-2024, 03:42 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jag149 - 09-25-2024, 03:29 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by homebiscuit - 09-25-2024, 06:48 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by mikesez - 09-25-2024, 06:56 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by OG-JAGFAN - 09-25-2024, 07:30 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by carp8dm - 09-25-2024, 07:37 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by homebiscuit - 09-25-2024, 08:23 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by carp8dm - 09-25-2024, 08:44 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by Jaguarmeister - 09-25-2024, 07:45 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by TDOSS - 09-25-2024, 10:48 PM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by NewJagsCity - 09-26-2024, 12:25 AM

RE: The Plan to fix things - by p_rushing - 09-26-2024, 12:49 AM

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