(10-01-2024, 07:52 PM)carp8dm Wrote:

(10-01-2024, 05:55 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: Here's a good chart illustrating how the Jags might benefit by utilizing more motion, but we are all seeing how sloppy they are executing, so...

More motion means more stuff to screw up.  It would be a risk until they clean up the execution IMO. But I fully support using it 20% more often than they do which would put them in line with some of the better offenses.

https://twitter.com/CapAnalytics7/status...8867313998

Tony Khan finds these stupid analyitics in his father's office.  Tony then feels a strange tingling and steals these analytics and runs into the master suite of his father's 3rd biggest yacht.

Tony then get's under the sheets and turns on his flashlight to pour over these analytics.  As he looks them over, he reaches for the lotion.

<<<<<<RIIIIINNNG>>>>>>

Oh not!  It's Shad.

"Tony, where are those analytics in my office???"

"What are you talking about dad?"  Tony stutters as he pulls up his pants.

"Son, those analystics are bull [BLEEP].  Stop it.  You need help", Shad says patiently.  "I'm going to come and get those analytics and burn them, you need to then get some help."

Tony, with tears in his eyes and rage in his voice can not hold back his frustration any longer - "You don't understand!!!  We need eachother, Dad!!!".

Silence comes over the line, Tony can hear footsteps coming from the deck of the yacht...  His greasy hand still holding his I-Phone 99 (a phone working class folks won't get until 2091) finally registers the breathing, heart-rate, mood levels of his father.  But all Tony hears is the soft silence of the buzz of a normal phone.  And footsteps.

Shad knocks slowly before entering the room.  

"Tony, give me the analytics"  

Tears well in both their eyes.

The son hangs his head down.  He turns off his phone.  He hands over the analytics.  

"Dad, I'm...."

"It's OK.  Just learn from this".

Somewhere in Duval County a kid looks at his dad.  That dad looks at his kid.  There's a moment between both of them where they feel the calmness of what billionaires do and what we all do.  And it was clean.

(10-01-2024, 08:48 PM)carp8dm Wrote:

(10-01-2024, 08:40 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: Tony Kahn OWNS his own analytics firm, Einstein

"It's my analytics, DAD!!!" Tony screamed.  "I have people that tell me it's mine!  It's mine!  I'm smart.  Not dumb, like you think.  I'm smart!  And I deserve respect!!".  Tears coming down his face.  His New Yorker friend nodding in lap dog approval.

"I know son.  But sometimes you have to let things go".

(10-01-2024, 08:40 PM)NYC4jags Wrote:

(10-01-2024, 07:52 PM)carp8dm Wrote: Tony Khan finds these stupid analyitics in his father's office.  Tony then feels a strange tingling and steals these analytics and runs into the master suite of his father's 3rd biggest yacht.

Tony then get's under the sheets and turns on his flashlight to pour over these analytics.  As he looks them over, he reaches for the lotion.

<<<<<<RIIIIINNNG>>>>>>

Oh not!  It's Shad.

"Tony, where are those analytics in my office???"

"What are you talking about dad?"  Tony stutters as he pulls up his pants.

"Son, those analystics are bull [BLEEP].  Stop it.  You need help", Shad says patiently.  "I'm going to come and get those analytics and burn them, you need to then get some help."

Tony, with tears in his eyes and rage in his voice can not hold back his frustration any longer - "You don't understand!!!  We need eachother, Dad!!!".

Silence comes over the line, Tony can hear footsteps coming from the deck of the yacht...  His greasy hand still holding his I-Phone 99 (a phone working class folks won't get until 2091) finally registers the breathing, heart-rate, mood levels of his father.  But all Tony hears is the soft silence of the buzz of a normal phone.  And footsteps.

Shad knocks slowly before entering the room.  

"Tony, give me the analytics"  

Tears well in both their eyes.

The son hangs his head down.  He turns off his phone.  He hands over the analytics.  

"Dad, I'm...."

"It's OK.  Just learn from this".

Somewhere in Duval County a kid looks at his dad.  That dad looks at his kid.  There's a moment between both of them where they feel the calmness of what billionaires do and what we all do.  And it was clean.

Tony Kahn OWNS his own analytics firm, Einstein