I disapprove of this pick for entirely different reasons than the rest of you.  See, Bortles GF has been all over me since I met her at a party a few months ago.  I told her I wasn't interested in a relationship but she insists on staying in touch with me.  Pesters is more like it.  Calls, emails, texts, it goes on and on.  She. Won't. Leave. Me. Alone.  Now that she'll be here in Jacksonville too, I'll have no choice but to go into hiding or risk upsetting our Great White Hope when he learns of his darling's true affections.  

 

I knew my Greek God-like looks would one day hurt other people.  *sigh*  

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