Quote:I see the quest to be the number one troll continues. If I may, I have provided you with a sort of mid term report.

 

Things about your trolling I like:

 

• Spamming. This is probably the key point. You have established your position, now you just need to batter it home. Find a thread, more or less ignore the topic at hand and spew until you get a bite.
  
• Your use of nicknames. I think Biff could be a little more offensive (think 'money dung sweeper'), but you own it now. I don't even have to look to the left of the screen, if I see Biff, I know its Jungle Cat. That's some high level stuff right there.
  
• Supporting your guy. Pick a player we are unlikely to draft and make him the holy grail savior. Its a tried and trusted method.
  

 

Things to work on:

 

• Too much waffle. You're still trying to do too much. Less is more. Bortles sucks, Caldwell's an idiot, I'm smart, done. Anything else and you're saying too much and your post loses power.
  
• Clarity. The best trolls are articulate. These 3 sentences for example:
  What are you trying to say here? Do you like Storm Johnson? Do you think we should take him? I have no idea what you're going on about. People wont respond if you dont make sense.
  
  
  

 

In all, this is a good effort. I've noticed king troll has taken a back seat lately, I think you have him on the ropes, but don't get to cocky. Becoming a top troll takes years and most give up after a few months. Work on the holes in your game and you could be join the pantheon of Jungle greats.