Quote:I told you, I'm not confused about anything, I agree with you that liberty and individual responsibility is what's most important.

 

You need to stop thinking you can blame other people for your own mistakes. If you buy a house and it turns out someone else decides to start dumping poison into the water table then you should either buy bottled water or move.

 

You don't need the government wasting its time on a tort because you didn't bother to test your food to make sure it wasn't actually just poison and sawdust.

 

In fact what do we need the courts for at all? We can just save the money, pay no taxes, and just always hire independent arbitrators when we need to have a contract dispute.

 

After our democratic sharia law is in affect, then we should raise taxes to 120% since women will no longer be working.  I feel like the weather is better in Florida than Michigan so they should be mandated to sue Florida for a few billion in reparations.  Then Florida should fund a speed rail from our beaches to Lake Michigan.  I then propose Santa Claus' name be changed to the Easter Bunny so they can more easily unionize and sue the people for whom they render services.

 

December 25th will be changed from Christmas to Annual Abortion Day where all women are mandated to have abortions and play kickball with their babies.

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