Sung to Hotel California

 

On a bright sunny Sunday, hot sun in my face

Looking at Blake Bortles, his knee in a a brace

The D brought blitzes and lowered the boom

My heart grew heavy, my sight grew dim

The coaches put him in too soon

I grabbed some shade in the hallway

I heard the 3rd quarter bell

I was think to myself

8 years is enough of this effin hell

 

Welcome to Everbank in Duval,

It had a lot of soul

When Morton missed the field goal

Now theres plenty of room at Everbank in Duval

Any time of year, it gets hard to cheer

 

His knee was definitely twisted, it could hardly bend

Coaches looked around and saw they had no more friends

We used to dance at the tailgates, sweet early fall sweat

Now we drink there even more, just to forget

 

So called the Jag message board

Please stop with the whine

They said we've had no spirit here

Since 2009

And those annoying voices keep calling, every day

Wake me up in the middle of the game and ask

So..when is draft day?

 

Welcome to....repeat

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