I was listening to 1010XL the other morning and the crew was spoofing Henne and Bortles to music... The Eagles tune" Those Shoes" was used for a bit of it and I got creative.. I hope you like it... Oh, by the way, An inside source has it that Bortles will be going in Sunday if Henne ummmm... pulls a Henne. Let's hope he does.

 

                                                            

                                                                              Sung to the tune of "Those Shoes" by The Eagles

 

 


<div>Tell us what you're gonna do Sunday, Henne
There must be some place you can go
Maybe you can take a trip and see your Momma
There must be someone you know
 
We all know you think you're good enough
But you're so bad and the game's so tough
You'll just ensure that we lose
 
Oh no, please don't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
 
Everybody's wishin' Gus would play Blake Bortles
He's earned a place within our hearts
He plays with poise and independence
But we just know you're gonna start
 
You're Captain Check-Down with a fancy car
And if we lose we're gonna hit the bar
We'll drink until we're confused
 
Oh no, you can't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
We'll be lookin' at you, leanin' on you
We'll tell you anything you want to hear
We'll give you tablets of love
Then we're gonna nab you
Maybe stab you
We're gonna bring a shovel and lots of beer
Oooh, we'd better bring gloves
 
You just want someone to toss to
We just wanna get our hands on you
You'd better hope we don't lose
 
Oh no, please don't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
Oh no, you can't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
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