Quote:NEWS FLASH !!!  The Jacksonville Jaguars beat the Little Sisters of the Blind (LSB) in a devastating last minute shoot out in overtime. QB Margret sieges sighting cane broke just inches from the goal line as time ran out for LSB in the Jags first win of the season.

But not without devastating injuries. Jags lost 8 players to a stout LSB defense.

The Jags next scheduled game against the South Carolina school for the [BLEEP] (SCR) won't be as easy as the Jags are 15 point underdogs. Jags QB Blake Bortles hopes to throw the SCR defense off with long snap counts since the SCR front seven has a problem with numbers. Veteran QB Kevin Kolb for SCR says he has smoked over an ounce of crack cocaine in preparation for this game and hopes to have his butt beat by someone before the game ends. It ought to be a barn burner ! SCR this season drafted 7 violent sex offenders all of which have played in the NFL.  It could get romantic out there.