Quote:The friendzone. Why does this exist? 

First, I usually find it annoying when women try to act goofy by dancing/singing in a funny way, but that video....It gets me going, ifyaknowwhaddimean. 

 

Also, the friendzone.  Well, I've had great knowledge bestowed upon me in all things love and what not recently.  I've just returned after being under caldracula's tutelage.  I told him I wanted to become a homeless comedian, a vegabondesque if you will (and who da fwuck knows if I'm even using that word correctly), so he told me he'd inspire oodles of material if I were to stay with him.  I had to sleep on the floor, of course, but that's fine, I've slept on worse surfaces.  He usually didn't step on me either, so that was nice. 

 

...Anyway, I've learned, from his wisdom, that if one doesn't want to be in the "FriendZone", one must assert himself with utmost haste.  Do not be apologetic.  Do not look away.  Do not show weakness or fear.  Do not talk about how hot she is - they know they are.  Act like an alpha male, even though you're full of yit.  It's pretty easy to dodge the friendzone, my friend. 

 

"Friend? whodafwuck you calling friend?"  All right, all right, I've over stepped my bounds.  Look, I just came back from a 10th division soccer game that had a 10 cent beer special, so excuse me if my social skills aren't up to.....Whatever word I'm thinking of, but can't quite stick my finger...

 

 

What was I saying? 

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