Hypothetically, if an asteroid impact were to explode Everbank Field what stadium could we get to replace it and which players could we get to replace our disintegrated by asteroid blasted players? Maybe we could start with Russel Wilson since it rains so much in Seattle and you can really tell he is a hair guy. Maybe we could get all the other players that Caldwell cut that are dominating the league elsewhere to come back. Once we reassemble our team they would be so awesome as to not even need coaches. I mean since all the good coaches actually take the fields and make the plays for their players I say skip that part and just have our players make the plays. We could save a lot of you peoples money that way.

 

 The only draw back would be that the server that holds all this compiled football acumen that is The Jaguars message board could be destroyed eliminating all the known fixes for our team. All these brilliant threads of wisdom , Oh the humanity.

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