My inside sources tell me that instead of making gameplan adjustments, Gus spent halftime arranging a trip to Baskin Robbins for a postgame treat. When told they were short-staffed today and couldn't accomodate the Jags, Gus told the manager "It's ok man! Just get better next week and there will be another opportoony man!"

After the game, the team was greeted in the locker room by a smiling Gus holding a tray of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. "Line up boys, you've earned these cookies because you got better and competed all day man! And that's what it's all about man! Coach Jedd will pour each of you a glass of warm milk man, because I feel as a group we capitalized on our opportoonies man! And that's all that matters!"

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