As a veteran of a sucky team where the most important considerations are who will get fired/cut at the end of the season and who's

available in the draft, and what our position is relative to division rivals, I can say this -


Every (sucky) year there is ONE MEANINGLESS game which can have a big impact on the future of the franchise with regard to draft position. This is that game. We ALWAYS win these games. So, yah, take Jax this week.


Just one caveat: in picking us to win a game you are undeniably going to get teal all over your fingers.. you have no idea of the ramifications that can result from such direct contact. Even the suggestion that you 'might' consider choosing Jax has likely already doomed whatever chance you may have had. Seek allah, say five hail mary's, rub the rabbit's foot with garlic and face your rear-end toward Jax, and you yet may escape your folly.

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