Quote:Good God, you guys want to cut half the team, and we don't even have any replacements yet!  

 

Why can't we wait until we assemble a 90 man offseason roster, and then assemble a 53 man roster from that?  

 

No, that would make too much sense. 

What are you talking about!  Anyone that doesn't play like an upper echelon starter needs to be cut immedietly and replaced by that gem that's sitting home playing video games that no other team knows about except us!  This is why we need to listen to all the knee jerkers, they are brilliant!  And we don't worry about depth, thats just a word with no meaning!  Oh yeah, and we need to fire everyone after every bad game too.  Oh, and lose every game too so we get the top pick and automatically trade it to one of the teams lining up that want to trade away their future for that pick, then we can pick up every player we've ever needed and will be in the super bowl next year, and ESPN will say nice things about us and all will be right in the world.

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