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Poll: Who Deserves the Golden Turd?
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What second year player gets the Golden Turd award?

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01-01-2015, 12:31 AM

Quote:This award goes to the young guys who were suppose to come back this year and really improve.

 

The Nominees are:

 

1. Jonathan Cyprien:  Wow this guy misses way too many tackles.  There are atleast 1 or two plays per game that are allowed because he either whiffs on the tackle or a defender just runs through him.

 

2. Joeckle the Joke:  This guy has been an epic disappointment. Abused all year and beat like Ray Rices wife. 
I feel bad for blake because his blindside is little more than a speed bump in the way.

 

3. Ace "smoke base" Sanders:  Invisible on the offensive side and didn't do anything as a returner.  Ugh

 

4. "Burnt Toast" Gratz.  Constantly behind his man and getting beat. 

 

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Thats in rather bad taste, but I admit I did laugh a little. Not completely accurate either, but Joekle definitely 'earned' my vote, in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the golden turd award didn't spin right past Joeckle and sack Bortles near the podium. He has been a huge disappointment.


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What second year player gets the Golden Turd award? - by HandsomeRob86 - 01-01-2015, 12:31 AM



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