<div style="font-size:26px;text-align:left;">Since this fanspeak mock draft is absolutely ridiculous and has guys like Gurley and Shaq Thompson falling into the third round, I decided to use it to see if we could find some gems.  Here we go!
 
3: R1P3
BRUCE SMITH DE
 
Easy pick here.  We shore up our LEO for the next decade.  Hopefully he works out.
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BRUCE MATTHEWS OT
We can now call our team "Bruce 2 Bruce".  So this is a must have pick in my opinion.  Here's one thing we're gonna hear a lot, "Hit the weights Matthews!"  Undersized and probably doesn't have any long term plans to play in the NFL for a long time. But he should compete.  Kinda picked him too high, but whatevs.
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RONNIE LOTT FS USC
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<div style="font-size:26px;text-align:left;">Might need to fine tune his ball-hawking skills, but should at least provide depth.
100: R4P4
RON SWANSON- PARKS AND REC MLB
Instant Hall of Famer.  He can probably just look at the other team and win the game for us. If the other team hikes the ball, he can just say "No" and they'll probably give him the ball.  Look for him to arrive at the stadium in a canoe he probably made that morning, wearing the skins of beasts he killed with his bare hands. Easily a steal in the draft.
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131: R5P3

<div>BARRY SANDERS RB Oklahoma
Seems like a shiftier Denard Robinson.  Should be good. But what if he isn't?
 
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<div style="font-size:26px;text-align:left;">164: R6P4
LAWRENCE TAYLOR OLB UNC
High motor guy.  Make sure he never meets Jimmy Smith.  Should be our OTTO day one.
 

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<div style="font-size:26px;text-align:left;">195: R7P3

<div>RAY GUY  PUNTER Southern Mississippi
We can invent the flea flicker punt. Anger takes the snap, punts it backwards to Guy, who then doesn't even touch the ball and punts it a billion yards out of the stadium.  For every action there is an equal yet opposite reaction.  It's just a law of physics.  Actually, we'll never have to punt, but who wouldn't wanna see this happen.
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