Quote:1. Draft a QB. Pray he isnt another franchise "cant miss" like Jamarcus Russell. Or blows out his hip in the 2nd practice.

For everyone thinking all is sunny because some Hotshot college QB will be here next year, remember there are no guarantees.

 

2. Draft 2 guards and 2 centers. Must bench press 450 pounds, move his feet like Boselli, and have some serious attitude problems. No nice guys need apply for the interior of the line. The refs cant see guards anyway in all the action, so we need someone fairly despictable. In fact, open try outs should be held  immediately at prisons around the country for men expecting a release in the next 8 months.

Mr.Khan can play this up to the newspapers as his attempt to "Give men a second chance at life".  Everyone needs love and a second chance, right?

 

3. Draft a tight end that won the Mackey award, runs like Bo Jackson,  avoids tackles like Aaron Hernandez, but with a little more brains,

If no suitable football players are available, Remember the NBA only has so many slots, so there are a ton of power forwards on the street that may work great. Lets get creative.

 

4 Very important- The Next Free agency, BUY the most expensive Corner and Safety available. If a guy is under 30 years of age and has more than 1 pro bowl on their resume, bid, bid, then bid some more. Bid until it hurts Mr.Khan. That cap space thing, it means you can spend up to that amount. Cap Space is not the distance between a bumper and a car frame. You have money, spend it on some established young pro bowlers.

 

That's it, a one year turnaround to respectability, and a championship in 3 years.

 

(Mr.Khan, send my interim GM check  ASAP please. I have car repairs to make! )

 

 

This looks great!!!

 

I cannot disagree here, I do agree with you in FA, Find a DB captain that is a stud and pay for him. I would also like to find a Guard or a Center in FA as well.(or both)

 

(I watched the bears last night with a rookie guard and rookie tackle on the right side of the line and they were awesome. Here's to our scouting team getting it right!!!!)

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