At the risk of trying humor at a solemn time, it's the best medicine for some...so with that.


Confidence...

The Mad Dog walks into a Philly pub and bellies up to the bar, close to an attractive, bored looking woman ( I know...Philly and attractive is an oxymoron ).

He fiddles with his wrist and gets the attention of the Philly filly. What cha got there,she asks?

Oh...it's my newer Apple watch. It does everything, even communicates telepathically and feeds me info on people.

Hmmm, says she. Well...I'm right next to you, what does this new wonder watch say about me?

TMD looks at the watch and says...welp...you're not wearing any panties.

Her eyes widen, and she smirks...uh huh. Well your watch is wrong, as a matter of fact I am wearing panties.

TMD looks at the watch again, taps it and says...oops.sorry...it's an hour fast.

Buy you a drink?

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