Quote:lol trying to say the Jaguars are The Master, and the Buccaneers are The Doctor.  Any Doctor at all for that matter. I mean Greg Schiano is your coach.  Unfit to be The Doctor's companion.  

 

No, The Jaguars are the 8th Doctor.  Awesome in their own right, but all the terrible twists hold them back.  Soon to regenerate into the 9th and be absolutely fantastic.  Followed by the 10th, which will be brilliant.  And of course the 11th.


The Buccaneers are closer to House to be honest.  With all those horrible creations.  We should fear you because you've lost tens of games?  Fear us!  Because we've lost them all.  

Ahhh, how fitting. You use the Ninth Doctor as your goal, do you? Let us examine that a bit:

 

The Ninth, as we currently know him barring any setbacks with John Hurt's Doctor this month, Is a cold, dark individual. Fresh off the terrors of war, he regenerates. A broken man who after seeing the horrible things he's seen can no longer easily trust anyone. Your Jags are a walking example of the time war, and your season is an example of the pain the Doctor is going through. You have Shad Khan, who is really just Rassilon, trying to build his empire up from the bottom in a dark time to ward off the Dalek invaders--who we shall name for the sake of this example any team you face this year. Actually, just for the sake of it let us call Mr. Weaver Romana. Why? Well if you are familiar with certain canons, Romana once became president of Gallifrey--AKA, your Jags. The story goes that Romana was usurped by Rassilon (RassilKhan?) because she could not handle leading Gallifrey in the dark times that were taking shape.

 

Now, back to the Ninth. Assuming you adopt him going forward, we'll say that tanking the season equates to the fall of Gallifrey (Jacksonville). Everything is falling apart, the Doctor (Jags) has been hardened with hatred--much like your fan base. The war is destroying Jackson-frey and it's all RassilKhan's fault for initiating this plan (or lack thereof) into motion. The Doctor has to use "The Moment" to do what must be done--THE DRAFT PICK MOMENT--but being as rash as the Doctor was, he ended up destroying Gallifrey and everything he held dear. Leaving him alone forever. Everything he loved is dead. So, too, will you use the Draft moment in such a way. You will pick the wrong player, because your suffering blinds you, and he will fail you. It will cause Jacksonville to be destroyed forever inside, and you will forever be in pain, struggling to know if you made the right choice. Could Jacksonville have been saved? Was there another way? Perhaps another QB was the answer? You will never know. Your fan base will hurt inside, and maybe, yes, after a regeneration (Season or two) you will begin to heal...but you will always have to live with the choices you made on that (Draft) day...

 

The Day of The Jaguar!

 

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