He once shot a man just for snorin'

Got outta bed and shot him dead

Well his name was, I didnt know what his name was

So we just called him Fred

He was ridin cross the desert on a horse to another town

Lookin for a woman in a night gown

The horses name was, I didnt know what his name was

So we just called him Fred
 
Oh now

Fred's ridin

Fred's ridin

Fred

Fred's ridin Fred

Fred's ridin Fred

Fred's ridin Fred


Well he got to a town

met a woman in a night gown

And she was wearin a frown(hell it rymed)

Well her name was, I didn't know what her name was

So we just called her Fred,


oh now

Fred's ridin

Fred's ridin Fred,

Fred's ridin Fred

Fred's ridin Fred

Fred's ridin Fred!


that songs called fred


this song here was written under the influence of marijuana which has a tendency to make u think things are actually funnyer than what they really are had u been smoking marijuana at the time of hearin the fred song youd be layin on the floor right now sayin "that fred songs whipin my butt, turn it off"
 
Edit: Rodney Carrington Song.

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