You can have Manziel all you want.  Or Mariota for that matter.  We just want Bridgewater.  

 

Also for the record, a few people may have called for the Buccs to sign Tebow, but nowhere near as bad as it was for us.  We had Chuck Norris saying we should sign Tebow.  Chuck Freaking Norris.  These weren't just our fans, but fans of other teams.  And we are the number one spot mentioned for Tebow.  Such to the point our new GM had to say "Even if he's released!" when the media in Jacksonville asked.  There was even a rally with all 5 remaining Tebowites trying to get us to sign him.  Someone put an ad on the radio.  Apparently they have 11 commandments now.  After thou shalt not kill, it's

 

Thou Jaguars Shalt Signest Timmeus Tebow 

 

Thankfully Caldwell isn't member of the Church of Latter Day Tebowites.  

 

We are tired of being the joke of the league.  Blaine Gabbert and Chad Henne are blights upon our team.  Neither should ever be named a starting Quarterback by any team lest they be infused with talent by the football gods themselves.  Our passing game is so abysmal that Nick Foles passed for more TD's in one game than we have in 8 games.  The Oakland Raiders, who are 2nd last in Passing TD's, almost has double what we have.  Meanwhile we are 4th in most interceptions, behind just the Jets, Cardinals, and Giants.  All of whom have twice the number of Touchdowns we have.  Or better.  All season we have yet to pass for multiple touchdowns in a game.  

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