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I thought you were good at Football stuff, anonymous2112 ...  forget everything you ever knew about arithmetic, geometry, trigonometry, and mathmetonics.
 
Go get your countculator, or abacus so I can explain this clear cut advantage to not picking the Thursday night NFL game. I will wait.
 
Now that you have one of those let's get started.
 
Take the Jersey number of your favorite Jaguars Defensive player (don't tell me the players Jersey number that you picked) ... We will call that number (Y)
 
 
1 - Times (Y) by 3 ... example: (Y) x 3 = ?
2 - Then add Andrew Lucks Jersey number to the number you have from line 1.
3 - Next you add the number of regular season games played by all 4 AFCS teams in a season.
4 - Now subtract the Jersey number of your favorite defensive player (Y)
5 - Next you have to subtract the number of teams in the NFL
6 - Then add Peyton Mannings Jersey number.
7 - Now subtract 6 from that number (Manning - Luck = 6). We will call this number (X) (6 is also the points for a TD)
8 - Take the original (Y) number, and times it by 2 ... then subtract it from the number (X) from line 7 ... This will be known as (G)
9 - Divide (G) by 4 ... Lets call this number (N)
10 - (N) - 23 = the amount of points TMD beat me by not picking the Thursday night game 2 weeks ago.
 
For those to lazy to do the math the number is --->  -9  <---- Highlight between the arrows. :woot:
 
 
Now you have learned the Sammy plan to Fantasy Football success.
 

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LMAO! Awesome post! You remind me of the greatest family member to ever grace my family. Robert Kenneth Morrison. Killed on active duty while serving on the USS Iowa. For those of you who do not who he might be you can google the" Iowa 47"! 47 great men who died for their country. Why do I make this comparison? He was a man of genius and dry wit! This post is one he could have definitely written. Go Navy! Love Jax!

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