I'm pretty sure at this point, Chenne's job consist of early morning tic-tac-toe and chinese checkers with Fowler, Marks, JT, and now Branch. He keeps their morale up with banana smoothies and makes sure Bortles' confidence is at an all time high, by saying something along the lines of " I've been in this league for 8 years now and I'm not even a quarter as good as you. " After taking care of his young chicks, the team mom "Henne" goes back home to play Madden. He then trades Bortles to the Texans and places himself as the starter for the Jags. Still he can't find success in the video game, because his stats are too hennefied and he finds his virtual self unable to complete a pass of more than 10 yards down the field. He hears the crowd screaming "Booo! We want Bortles!" and its triggering his PTSD that he developed from last years Colts game.

 

He instantly has a burning hatred for the Jaguars organization and fan-base. He wants them to suffer and pay for what they've done. He's thinking about skipping the banana smoothies and putting guacamole in it instead, and telling Bortles " you suck! ", but then suddenly it hits him... He has already caused enough agony and depression for the Jaguars. So he calms down and turns on the recorded Lions game, only to skip forward to his goaline drive. He starts it in slow-motion and watches the play where he dropped the ball on purpose and laughs for hours. He then gets on the computer to check out the Jags message board, and surprisingly sees a Chad Henne thread. "Oh no! " He shouts, "Could this be it? Are they on to me?" He quickly opens it and is shocked at Yo Boy's comments and how intelligent his analysis is. He continues to read and behold, he's surprised the majority of posters are Henne supporters/Apologist and actually think he's good! He laughs until he can no longer breathe, and eventually says "Those fools, they've seen dangerous levels of suck for a decade now! And they are still blind to it?! He laughs once more and then looks over to his money pool that consist of $4-million. He smiles and turns to his Jaguars dart board (with limited edition flaming tack darts) and nails us right in the bulls-eye. Henne wins again. 

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