Quote:It's as simple as changing the legal
terminology from "marriage" to "civil union".  After all, you said that you wanted the same access' afforded to a man and a woman.  If the legal document says that your civil union is legal, you get that (your rights).  After that, you can call it whatever you want up to and including a marriage.

There's simply no need to do this. It's silly actually and to me, just a way to take away a small smidgeon of the priveldge of what was given as some sort of strange "straight people are still better guys, wink wink". No. This is really ridiculous.

 

You can drink out of the water fountain, buuuuut, when you do it, we're going to call it a liquid-servicing-station, so it's not really the same, but just be happy your're getting water.

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