Quote:Ice-cream jokes are lame.

 

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? A: Ice Cream
Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? A: You get Breyer's remorse!
Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream? A: Witherspoon.
Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A: In floats!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a'la mode.
Q: What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? A: Any Given Sundae.
Q: Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It's an udderly bad idea!
Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? A: What's the scoop

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