Quote:I embarrassingly must admit I was there also..while everyone was soaking up Sunny I was busy trying to flirt with a hot Japanese MILF...I threw down a real chill "ohio guzimos"  that definitely caught her attention...thinking this was progress I offered her my complimentary sausage ball and Ritz cracker which she ignored  with a peppering of disdain. She immediately noticed Sunny's commotion as the cheesy poofs clanked and rattled finally resting a few feet from us and she headed his way with purpose...all I could do was stare a hole into those short shorts, high heels and way too small t-shirt as she walked away, you know, the kind of shopping ensemble that makes a girl upset when you look at her even though she specifically picked out the garb to be stared at, panty lines and all.

 

Rejected and depression struck I head over to the junk food section where I pick up two large boxes of chewy chocolate granola bars then head home to eat my dissatisfaction away. Four hours and 14 granola bars later I sat upon the toilet begging for bowel mercy. This is when I realized I should have gotten the cheesy poofs...darn those good looking quarterbacks...they always get the girl...