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The Superb Owl is the mascot of  a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. The Pentavirate, obviously, is made up of The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went and got himself dead. However, Darrell Hammond and Norm MacDonald have been known to stand in for him at the meetings.

 

Oh, how I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" And do you want to know why I hate the Colonel? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly!