Quote:Just because.

 

Why do white folks get sunburns much easier?

 

Just because. That's the only reason needed. Lol.

 

However, on a related note, I did notice today for the first time just how many guys we have on the team with dreads.

Well, my dear stoopid friend, White people have skin that enables us to do something amazing! We are able to draw lots of Vit D out of the sun in very little time with our very efficient skin cells! Unfortunately they are so efficient they overheat, really easy, so when your no longer in a cave, or a forest in Norway with 3 hours of light a day, our skin simply overheats and explodes giving us sunburn. Unfortunately this adaption took some time to happen, so since white people got bored of cave drawings and came outside and moved south, our skin still hasn't figured out that it doesn't need to be that efficient anymore...So we burn or get freckles (freak mutations!).

 

Disclaimer: This science lesson is mostly true from what I can remember, do NOT use it on any school papers, or reference it as a source for that biology or A and P class.

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