Dear Sad Fan,

 

      In a season that seems like we'll end up with either a 3-13 or 4-12 record, be out-coached practically every game, make minimal halftime adjustments, and generally just look inept; Bortles/A. Robinson/Hurns are all projected to hit numbers we haven't seen in years or possibly ever for some of the stats.


Quick projections here:


        Bortles - 4,157 yards  32 TD's  13 INT's  6.9 YPA  57.1 PCT   87.2 RTG

 

           Currently
T-3
in TD's with 10. 1st is Dalton w/ 11
.
4th
in yards


 

A. Robinson - 1,286 yards  13 TD's  70 Catches  18.3 AVG

 

           Currently T-3
-in TD's w/ 4. 1st is Fitzgerald/J.Jones w/ 5   9th
in yards

 

          Hurns - 1,376 yards  10 TD's  88 Catches  15.9 AVG

 

           Currently 7th
in yards and looks incredible for a UDFA

 

It'll be something if they can make good on these numbers, but it'll be nothing more than a sad consolation prize if we end up with our objected win total of 3-13.

 

So if you're in the office tomorrow with some hack frontrunners, you can tell them "oh yeah?!?!?! Well, my team might be dreadfully bad, but so-and-so guy is awesome! He might lead the league in a stat or something. At least we won't go one and done for the 27th straight year like them Bangles!"

 

Stay safe and sane this year, everybody!

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