Quote:1. You aren't allowed to divide by zero.


2. It doesn't matter whether or not you sit next to a window. The radiation level is the same no matter where you sit in an airplane.*


 

* unless the guy in the seat next to you has a nuclear weapon

True story, and maybe this is a bit hypocritical on my part, I was flying on a business trip a few years back, seated in the window, and a small guy who appeared Middle Eastern came and sat in the middle. He immediately spread out like he owned the plane, taking almost half of my seat with his outstretched arm and leg. He had a tattoo down his arm, two words, partially concealed by his sleeve. Never could see out the first word under his sleeve, but the second word was, "JIHAD". Goes without saying that I did not ask him to get out of my seat, and even though it was only a 90-minute flight, it was perhaps the longest flight of my life.

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