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So you have been coaching for the power? Man, I am liking these perks that come from coaching the more you talk about it. Do you get free parking? Oh, can you make the kids wash, and wax your car? Where do I sign up.

 

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Oh, it's a heady feeling Sammy! I get to park wherever  I want once I'm at the field, as long as no one else is already in that spot. Also, I get first dibs at the water bottle.

 

I mean, have you ever seen the look of fear in an 8-year olds eyes when you're yelling at them for doing something wrong that you've never explained to them? Man! What a rush you get. Nah, those little snots don't deserve any kind of recognition for putting up with that. Not my fault that they're two dum to understand what I want without me explaining it to them.

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