There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH!

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There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH!

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12-21-2015, 02:55 AM

Quote:I was just considering the mechanics of such a thing occuring. The average adult male in this country is around 5'11". That would put his groin area somewhere around 3 feet. This means that this snake had to strike at an uppward angle this approximate distance to bite the farmer on his penis. Taking that into consideration, that must have been a pretty good size snake to have this kind of reach. Farmers are generally pretty savvy with nature and the outdoors so for a farmer to not have noticed a snake large enough to perform this feat that was that close and ready to strike is pretty perplexing.

... I guess he was distracted.

I'm a farmer and I get struck by snakes once or twice every year. They're a lot harder to see than you'd think if your not specifically looking for them.

Most of the time I discover them because I'm bending my face down over to them and surprise!

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There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by The Drifter - 12-11-2015, 03:17 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by EricC85 - 12-11-2015, 04:25 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by BigJag57 - 12-11-2015, 10:36 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by homebiscuit - 12-11-2015, 11:15 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Sneakers - 12-12-2015, 01:13 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Senor Fantastico - 12-13-2015, 05:40 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by StitchJones - 12-19-2015, 09:03 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by homebiscuit - 12-20-2015, 08:41 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Bchbunnie4 - 12-20-2015, 11:07 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by homebiscuit - 12-20-2015, 03:43 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Sneakers - 12-20-2015, 10:30 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Senor Fantastico - 12-21-2015, 02:55 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Bchbunnie4 - 12-21-2015, 12:05 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Senor Fantastico - 12-21-2015, 06:46 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Bchbunnie4 - 12-21-2015, 08:46 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by rollerjag - 12-21-2015, 09:59 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Senor Fantastico - 12-21-2015, 11:55 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Bchbunnie4 - 12-22-2015, 12:30 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by EricC85 - 12-22-2015, 05:52 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Bchbunnie4 - 12-22-2015, 11:29 AM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by Senor Fantastico - 12-22-2015, 04:31 PM

There's ouchie then there's YEEEEEOOOOOUCH! - by The Drifter - 12-21-2015, 06:29 PM

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