Quote:2013: Gus notices that the team seems despondent after a blowout loss. He brings in ice cream sandwiches to the locker room to ease the pain. As the season goes on Gus splurges on the fancy ice cream sandwiches with the chocolate chip cookie outside.


2014: Gus notices the team only loses by 30 instead of 40 since he started brining in ice cream, so he focuses his offseason efforts on improving the post game festivities. Gus buys a scooper and installs a freezer in the locker room and serves Blue Bell after each game. As the season wears in, Gus shows improvement as a coach by introducing sprinkles and whipped topping as a motivational tool for high performance. He is often spotted on the sidelines during games scribbling who earns sprinkles in a little notepad.


2015: Gus and the team take big strides. Shad makes a few deals with Baskin Robbins to sponsor and provide the cold treats in the post game locker room. As the offense moves to new heights, Gus rewards the team by installing soft serve machines in the locker room and the weight room. Shad sees this as an elite Pro coach move and endorses Gus as the coach of Jay-gwires football in 2016.


2016: Big plans to take the next step this coming season. Rumor has it that Shad will be paying out of pocket to build a Baskin Robbins ice cream manufacturing plant at the shipyards near the stadium. Fresh ice cream and unlimited toppings will be available to all players and opponents after each game. The team will not win more than 5 games but you can rest assured that this special group of guys will compete and get better at every opportoony. Jacksonville will be the hottest destination for fans and free agent alike going foward.