Quote:My impersonation of Congress since Obama took office.


"Sorry folks! Congress is closed. The moose out front should have told you."

That's not the American public's problem. It's Obama's. What is the American public's problem is when a President decides that he's tired of the checks and balances written into the [BLEEP] Constitution keeping him from doing whatever he wants, so he uses an administrative action to circumvent them and piss all over the rights of Americans.

 

It's a known fact that obesity is one of the leading killers in America. It's also a known fact that sedentary lifestyles, including spending most of the day on your [BLEEP] watching TV, are a key contributor to obesity. By that flawed logic, TV kills. Should you have to weigh in when you go to Best Buy? If you turn up with a BMI >30, should they be required to tell you that you can't buy a TV?

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