We need bigger freezers in the locker room to store more cartons of ice cream to fit the needs of our bigger eaters (looking at you, Abry Jones).

More variety of flavors, you could tell the team got sick of the selection as the year went on.

An updated soft serve machine with a swirl option, nobody wants to mix chocolate and vanilla on their own after a tough loss.

Rotate the assistant ice cream scooper position so everybody gets a chance, instead of just letting alualu do it every week.

More toppings, last year there were only chocolate sprinkles but no rainbow. Seriously?

Whipped topping for every player after a win, not just for high performers.

And let's get some friggin waffle cones for crying out loud! These cheap wafer cones are disgusting and can barely even hold one scoop let alone 2 or 3.

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