Quote:You're no fun.  There's gotta be a way to connect this to crab legs, Adrian Peterson's son, Ray Rice's girlfriend's next-door neighbor, and Doug Marrone becoming head coach by week 8!!!  Now use your imagination. 

 

Ill take a shot at it.........

 

If I was at Publix I would have chased JW down and tackled him and returned the crabs to the store manager.

 

If I was the spouse of AP girlfriend, I would have intervened the whooping and snatched the belts, branch, whatever he was using and beat AP with it.

 

If I was at the Casino Ray was at with his wife, I would have intervened, cold-socked Rice and tell Janay to come home to me,

 

I would tell Marrone if anybody has a problem with him becoming head coach by week 4, to tell them to come see me.

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