How does Dave give tours of the facilities to the FAs when he doesn't know where the weight room is? I imagine the tour goes like this.



Dave: here's the locker room. We've upgraded them recently. Really cool huh?

Ayers: yeah, this is nice, man

Dave: next is our cafeteria. They got the best cupcakes! Julius and I spend most our time in here.

Ayers: nice. Where's the weight room?

Dave: I keep these glasses and fake mustache in my pocket so I can go through the food line again.

Ayers: haha nice, I'll have to remember that. Where's the weight room?

Dave: the what?

Ayers: the weight room. Can I see it.

Dave: nah, I don't think we have one.

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