Quote:So I went to this dinner party at some girls house.  I don't really care for her, matter of fact I can't stand her.  But my wife made me go, so what do you do?  Anyhoo, at the dinner party, this terrible woman, probably trying to kill us all, made california rolls (a form a sushi) as an appetizer.

 

I hate sushi.  Well, I've never had sushi, but I know I hate it for the following reasons.  1. Other people have told me how terrible it would taste.  2.  I hate this woman, so I know it's gonna suck.

 

Anyways, I told her I refused to eat the sushi, and I told her to get it out of here or I would make sure that nobody would eat anything at the dinner party.  No sushi no dinner, no nothing.

 

She said that it was her house and her dinner party, and she would serve what she wanted.  I then began to throw a ginormous fit, a scene that disrupted everything.  The other guests were going hungry and getting quite mad at me.  Anyways, this lasted for a couple hours.  After I realized that the host of the party wasn't going to budge, because you know, it was her house, I finally gave in.  And everyone was allowed to eat.

 

Later on, people asked me why I made that house party so terrible.  I told them, hey, jerks.  It's not my fault.  She was the one that made sushi and didn't want to throw it away after I told her how much I hated it.

 

That my friend, is the stupidity of the logic that Ted Cruz and the Republicans fed you and you ate up.  I personally think that logic smells like total trash.  But hey, that's just me.